Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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