my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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