By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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