Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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