gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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