He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There r osticjed everywhere
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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