I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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