Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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