dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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