your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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