We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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