The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Still dying that you shit outside
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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