you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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