i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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