so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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