i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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