I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize