i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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