I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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