Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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