i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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