I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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