I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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