he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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