what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think your dad took our porno
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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