Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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