physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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