I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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