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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".

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This is a copy to the funnier version that was on here forever ago. Whih stated, " I then took some of my cum off her stomach and with my finger drew a line on her forehead and in her ear I whispered, Simba."

Submitted by murff101 on Dec 9, 11 at 1:42pm

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- This seems like more of a nod to the original "simba" txt and an allusion to the line Rafiki said when Simba reclaims his position as king. Not a copy, just one back to the guys who found pulling simba on a girl so funny
  
  Submitted by erisblake on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm
  
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Maybe it's not a copy of the old one so much as a reference to it! At the beginning of the movie, Rafiki draws the line on Simba's head and says his name, and later on he draws a mane and says "the king has returned"...

Submitted by mazerati on Dec 9, 11 at 5:05pm

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Cum ON me is no big deal, but cum IN me.... That's a hell fucking no. lol

Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Dec 9, 11 at 4:22pm

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dont be a pussy! swallow that shit!

Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 5:58pm

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- Getting it all over both tongue and face is hotter.
  
  Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 7:58pm
  
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Awkward moment when everyone realizes the chicks commenting... Got dicks

Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 10, 11 at 3:49am

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That shit cray

Submitted by jessbun on Dec 10, 11 at 12:42pm

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It seems to me like he was made the bitch!!

Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:44pm

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I don't know why but this one seems fake to me. She almost seems too casual about getting jizzed on.

Submitted by tlovell on Dec 9, 11 at 1:39pm

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- Why would you expect her to freak? It's not a big deal. I'd rather be cum on than shit on.
  
  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 2:01pm
  
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  - you seem like a p chill girl hedo haha
    
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Dec 9, 11 at 5:10pm
    
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    Thanks. I'm a "take it as it comes" kind of gal. Ha!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 5:24pm
    
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    And, apparently, it comes right in your face.
    
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:29pm
    
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    Hey, jizz happens!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:02pm
    
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- with a name like hedonistic, she's def a cool chick
  
  Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 9, 11 at 9:24pm
  
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  - True, not a big deal to be cum on. I personally like it
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 9:32pm
    
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    BUKKAKE! !! nothing like when shes blowing you and hits that sweet spot below the head and BAM old faithful right down her throat..she gets surprised pulls back and BAM a few jets to the face..then the leftovers to the neck and tits
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 9, 11 at 10:25pm
    
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    Niiiiiiiiiice
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm
    
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  - Aww, I feel so loved. Sadly, many people don't even know what it means. (I sense the google searches now)
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:01pm
    
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    Obviously it means you love Bukkake.
    
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 10:11pm
    
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    *I* know what hedonistic means. It's one of my favorite words and self-identifiers.
    
    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 10, 11 at 3:11pm
    
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    :-) It's simple.
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 2:31am
    
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This girl just needs to GTFO, original was awesome,and didn't need yo ass copying it

Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 15, 11 at 8:02am

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Nothing says I love you like sleeping on the wet spot ;)

Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 9, 11 at 4:29pm

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- I beg to differ - swallowing is a lovely gesture and everyone sleeps comfortably.
  
  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:28pm
  
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Copied an earlier post of wiping the come on forehead And saying "simba"

Submitted by bacardicmu on Dec 9, 11 at 2:11pm

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Fake! Already on here awhile back! Nice try lmao

Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 9, 11 at 4:18pm

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Preppygirl is my kind of girl!

Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Dec 9, 11 at 6:35pm

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- ;)
  
  Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 11:47pm
  
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Nicely played, not. next time ur getting blasted in the eye. U just dont wipe a mans cum on him

Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 11, 11 at 4:26am

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...no fucking way.. This is gold

Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 10, 11 at 2:00pm

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why do guys feel a need to do that to girls?

Submitted by acarter512 on Dec 10, 11 at 7:13pm

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Epic face. Epic face. Epic face. Jizz on my forehead!

Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 16, 11 at 1:32am

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Haha epic. This original post become a tradition with me and my roommate, I could here him through the wall the first time he recreated it... Thanks for completing the cycle.

Submitted by Blievenfiction on Dec 14, 11 at 1:35am

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Epic.

Submitted by inthecity on Dec 10, 11 at 9:02am

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Submitted by murff101 on Dec 9, 11 at 1:42pm

Submitted by erisblake on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm

Submitted by mazerati on Dec 9, 11 at 5:05pm

Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Dec 9, 11 at 4:22pm

Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 5:58pm

Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 7:58pm

Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 10, 11 at 3:49am

Submitted by jessbun on Dec 10, 11 at 12:42pm

Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:44pm

Submitted by tlovell on Dec 9, 11 at 1:39pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 2:01pm

Submitted by grenadewizard on Dec 9, 11 at 5:10pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 5:24pm

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:29pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:02pm

Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 9, 11 at 9:24pm

Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 9:32pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 9, 11 at 10:25pm

Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 11:15pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:01pm

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 10:11pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 10, 11 at 3:11pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 2:31am

Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 15, 11 at 8:02am

Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 9, 11 at 4:29pm

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 9, 11 at 8:28pm

Submitted by bacardicmu on Dec 9, 11 at 2:11pm

Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 9, 11 at 4:18pm

Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Dec 9, 11 at 6:35pm

Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 11:47pm

Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 11, 11 at 4:26am

Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 10, 11 at 2:00pm

Submitted by acarter512 on Dec 10, 11 at 7:13pm

Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 16, 11 at 1:32am

Submitted by Blievenfiction on Dec 14, 11 at 1:35am

Submitted by inthecity on Dec 10, 11 at 9:02am

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