but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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