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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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