party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics β€οΈ
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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