she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I wish i was in the wii world.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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