New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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