so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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