The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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