Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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