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  • 56 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:20pm

    I actually know a girl that hates Twighlight. she also happens to be my girlfriend.

  • 45 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:12pm

    I'm pissed that I didn't think of this idea myself! Damn! I could be the only intelligent female at a bar full of men who know better than to waste their time and money on that trash.

  • 44 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:10pm

    i'm pissed that i got it so fast. fuck twilight

  • 33 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:04pm

    So, this one time, I went to a bar, and as I entered, a Priest and a Rabbi left. This made me so mad, because I didn't get to see them walk in. -White Guy

  • 29 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:38pm

    i'm a girl and i think edward and the other one can go suck a dick because twilight is crap

  • 26 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    haha this is one of the rare occasions when you know that all the girls who ARE at the bar are actually cool

  • 25 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:12am

    I'm so happy there are other women in the world who hate Twilight, too!

  • 26 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:01pm

    You are smart. Tonight is your night.

  • 21 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:44am

    Bella ends the series giving up all her friends and family for a guy, to be a mother at 18, and stays quiet when he physically abuses her during sex. And Jake imprints on a BABY, which isn't perversion and glorifying child pornography how? I only read the stupid thing because I manage a bookstore. It's a dangerous, disgusting book. Too bad I don't believe in censorship.

  • 19 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:08pm

    LOVE THIS! what a splendid idea!

  • 23 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:39am

    girls want a vampire boyfriend so their periods are enjoyable

  • 20 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:31pm

    God I hate Twilight and all it's crap.

  • 16 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:53am

    no desire to ever watch/read twilight ever. my roommates feel the same way, we're 19 year old girls. it's a small but really loud percentage of girls who think otherwise.

  • 14 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:12am

    of course other women hate twilight! how young are you, 12:12?

  • 13 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:47am

    Hahaha all the chicks that are off to see new moon can't. Go to the bars cuz their to young

  • 12 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:52pm

    This is such a good idea. I'm in an awful mood so I was planning on just blowing shit up on xbox but this actually is brilliance in the extreme.

  • 12 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:02am

    I'm gonna blow shit up on Halo now

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:02am

    im a girl and i absolutely detest twilight. any girl who does is a fucking idiot. end of story.

  • 10 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am

    troll warning at 12:32.

  • 10 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:30am

    TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 10 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:00am

    Considering how her upbringing influenced her writting, the author being Mormon is relevant to criticisms of "Twilight," 11:51.

  • 10 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:50am

    Team kill Bella cause she's a stupid fictional whore

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:15am

    can't an astronomy buff just enjoy the new moon?

  • 9 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36am

    I've never read or watched Twilight, but I feel pretty confident saying it's unimaginative, teenybopper shit. And because everyone else has to point this out, yes, I'm a girl.

  • 9 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:16am

    Fuck twilight and I'm a girl

  • 9 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:35am

    I'm a girl. Oh, and I also happen to resent twilight and all who swoon over Jacob/Edward. Twilight is the worst piece of trash I ever wasted my time reading. Just so you know.

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:33am

    12:12 really is 12. all the women i know hate twilight.

  • 8 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:51am

    4:03, you ignored all the girls who like Star Wars and the guys who [strangely] enjoy Twilight. Nevermind that many more people are Star Wars fans than Twilight fans.

  • 9 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:24am

    your a fucking loser. get the fuck out 3:13

  • 8 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:38am

    F U C K T W I L I G H T

  • 7 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am

    I am glad to say I am part of the 10% of women not wasting time on the STUPID movie...

  • 7 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:53am

    7:25. Ur a douche bag

  • 7 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:17am

    2:05 never gets laid.

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:03am

    Face it nerds: Twilight is Star Wars for girls.

  • 6 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:46am

    too bad those girls are too smart to let you stick your dick in them, 11:29.

  • 6 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:22am

    you really think that many women over 21 give a shit about twilight? yeah right.

  • 7 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:49am

    4:17, you're c o m p a r i n g apples to oranges.

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:58am

    Hahahahaaa. Stupid Edward Cullen lol.

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:35pm

    TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 6 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:23pm

    Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart both make fun of the Twilight movies. I took my younger sister to the first one, don't think I'll see the second, but it makes me wonder if they hate it so much why don't they TRY to make it better. It has some potential but it's lost in the pining and moping.

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:37am

    so happy i didnt waste my time with that pussy shit.

  • 6 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:31am

    I'm thinking more of the dorm all to myself but that too I guess

  • 6 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:21am

    I hear that, 12:15, as someone who enjoys folklore and mythology and whose literary appreciation of the Vampire is misunderstood as teenybopper fan worship.

  • 5 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:27am

    New Moon and sit under my ass so my shit can hit it IN THE FACE!!!!

  • 7 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:26am

    Any girl who likes twilight is a fucking cunt.

  • 6 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:29am

    Suck my dick new moon

  • 4 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:38am

    you are my hero!!!!

  • 5 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:42am

    TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 6 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:09am

    lol i love this :P I hate twilight and all of that crap so I'm enjoying having the house quiet while my sisters are at the movies lol have fun at the bar! Haha

  • 6 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:06am

    Alright, thanks Midnight. I wouldn't know because I disassociate myself with this "vampire" fad.

  • 5 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:52pm

    If you were smart you would hve taken some girl a to twilight and gotten laid.

  • 4 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:31pm

    @1246 love you too baby. SMOOOOOOCH!!!!

  • 5 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:22am

    Barnes and Noble made us all read the Twilight books for our stupid midnight release parties and I can't believe the publisher didn't catch all the spelling and grammatical errors. That really tells you what they think of you fans lol!

  • 4 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:57am

    We the members of the Order of Swarley call you a genius sir and invite you to join us.

  • 5 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:17am

    Hey you know what would help with your twilight craze?!?! IF YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!<(*)

  • 4 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:46pm

    Good plan. I'm in as well

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    I'm not racist, I just hate everyone who's different then me :)

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:44am

    How do I sound creepy? -11:38

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:03am

    im sorry but even the name sucks. 'Twilight' WTFFFFFF!!

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:52am

    sorry dearie, you're not the wonderful, intelligent exception. most of my female friends hate twilight like me.

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:42am

    its ok y'all, some people are just so disappointed with their unsatisfactory lives that they have to put all their time and energy into obsessing over something that in reality, well, isn't even a reality. there's nothing wrong with reading a good book or watching a good movie, but do we really nee to get so carried away with it?? they make different things for different people. if everyone lived everything, how boring would that be?

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:27am

    I can't believe that I payed for this app and someone has to look it over.. Fuck shit cum dick cunt pussy

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:49pm

    Hahahahaha I love this one

  • 5 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:28am

    You guys are missing a trick here. Going to the movie, heckling and making teenage girls cry would be so much more fun than going to an empty bar. There are many, many things you could do to make this a memorable night. Reminds me of the fun we had seeing Titanic. That was an awesome movie to ruin for people.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:58am

    4:17s argument might be a lot better if it was coherent. but probably not.

  • 3 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:52am

    11:38 is awkward to read he sounds creepy

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:05am

    Man i swear its a 100 percent of woman its bullshit bc its just a freaking fiction people and it Sucks u have to wait to get some :-/

  • 3 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:39am

    theres nothing wrong with drinking alone if youre the only one who hasnt passed out and twilingt has the plot of a nrsery rhyme

  • 5 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    Yeah, see, who gives a fuck if the writer is Mormon? Otherwise, I agree with you 11:49.

  • 8 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:37pm

    that figure is a lot less than 90%, asshole.

  • 5 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:01pm

    ah i didn't get that im gonna go kill myself now.

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:45pm

    I am a HUGE Twilight fan - TEAM EDWARD BABY!!!! I was at the premier that night.....Edward fan for life but DAAMMNNN Jacob looks hot in New Moon . Anyway - I thought this post was too funny .....

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:37pm

    I was out with my boyfriend drinking beer on this night. Twilight, suck on that.

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:38pm

    6:41-- fuck off. Along with your shitty ass movie.

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:17pm

    doesn't that mean you're excited about a sausage fest?

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:57am

    @755 You got something more intelligent to say than that? -725

  • 4 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:55am

    You all are haters!!

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:14am

    I lve this, hilarious. Smart girl

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:41pm

    Or it's one smartass chick that doesn't buy into dumbass hype

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:36am

    Vampire and werewolf (etc.) legends arose as a way to "explain" the horrific things serial killers do. Discuss.

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:40am

    Just clear out before the movie gets over because all the miserable boyfriends will need emergency shots.

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:37pm

    why would they make fun of a movie series thats making them millions?

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:10am

    @6.28 - good plan. Any suggestions?

  • 5 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:25am

    @655 give me a break! You sound nice and bitter, like your ex dumped you for Edward or something. I have all the books, I'm going to see the movie as soon as I get a chance. I have a job, a life, I'm seeing someone, I pay my taxes, and I have a 3.8 GPA. say something bad about that!

  • 5 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:45pm

    ))<>(( Back and forth forever

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:05am

    7:31: Add a FALCON KICK!

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:31pm

    Fat, EMO, chicks that were twilight shirts deserve a FAULCAN PUANCH!!!

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18am

    Except for the other 10%.................idiot

  • 3 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:12pm

    4:17am you haven't proven anything. It's easy to dislike one mythical franchise and like another -- quality of writing makes a huge difference.

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:34pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBERT PATTISON?!?!!?

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:03am

    The sad part about this is that it is true

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:01am

    And hear we all thought star wars and Harry potter were too much

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:13am

    Hahahha no way Katie powers!!!!

  • 7 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:22am

    What fun is a bar without all of us girls.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Sarahhlacy on Mar 10, 10 at 4:47pm

    no. twilight is not that bad. everyone who makes a huge deal about it are just trying to be nonconformists. the movie is alright. it's not as bad or good as people say. it's worth seeing considering it's a phenomenon people will be talking about for a long time. and if you dont think so youre a plain idiot.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:38am

    Twilight will be the death of me. If I have to hear about it one more time I'm gunna explode. And WTF is up with team Edward and team Jacob!? Why the fuck are they in teams good vs bad and all the bull shit?I mean seriously grow up. We won't even care about this shit in 10 years. This is comming from a 15 year old girl to. Shiiittt.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:21am

    I am proud to be in the 10% who hate Twilight! :)

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:17am

    Hehe I think I know who this is. :)

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:11am

    5:38 Are you possibly retarded? I was speaking out AGAINST the movie. Fucking read, people.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:49am

    2:28... the op is clearly a girl.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:24am

    Actually. I was at a bar hours before the midnight showings and there were about a dozen girls wearing team Edward or Jacob shirts

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:36pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:56am

    Most of the twats that are Twilight freaks don't have a life. Get a real job, get a real relationship, get some real responsibility. Stop living through some fictional character. Morons.

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:32am

    I'm touching myself. -Jeff

  • 2 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:40pm

    Robert Pattinson is sex on legs!!! Ass candy! Raor

  • 3 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:51am

    Hate star wars hate twilight. Go read some real books about real things. Not some made up shit about stupid crap.

  • 1 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am

    i didnt get it untill the 1st person said twilight, this makes me happy

  • 4 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:34am

    I already saw it. It's AMAZINGGGG:)

  • 2 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:28am

    I definitely did the same as this guy, and it didn't click til i got to the first bar. We were walking to it and there is coincidentally a movie theatre right in the mall its attached to. My buddy was like FAAAAAAUCK!! There is a HUGE line to get into Boomtown, fuck this shit! And then we were like...wait, fucking midnight release of new moon. LOL! Said hi to about 20 girls we knew in line, saw a guy i know with his gf...tough break son! $5.75 pictures of long island callin my name!

  • 2 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:41pm

    "I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D" You want your husband to be a pathetic, pussy whipped possessive stalker? Sorry, I want a REAL man. Or at least one who's vagina doesn't sparkle as brightly as the rest of him.

  • 3 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:24am

    11:35 suck my dick you stupid cum tunnel

  • 1 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:35pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS KRISTIN STEWART?!?!?!?!

  • 2 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:46pm

    @725 ur still a dike that's gonna die alone w/ 40 cats

  • 2 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:46am

    Worst series of movies ever! Books good! Movie Bad! It's like watching hairy midget porn

  • 4 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:13am

    New moon was fucking amazing!!!!!

  • 4 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:19pm

    Shit I prefer to drink alone but only at home. Can play video games then. But with this text it's sad but true

  • 2 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:27am

    New moon was AWESOME!!!

  • 2 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:18am

    I am a bartender, equals cocky attitude, and even I think this new moon looks entertaining. Get off your high chair kids!

  • 3 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:53am

    Twilights good if you actually read the books! There amazing! I really hate reading but since i'm in highschool I have to AR and they were bog points and I heard they were good books so I read them and not I love them the movie sucks big time

  • 2 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:04pm

    I didn't get it either but I still gave it a thumbs up and was the REAL "1st" person for all the assholes that posted above mine.

  • 4 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    the movie was lots better than the book. bella isn't as one dimensional in it.

  • 5 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11pm

    Where's the fun in going to an empty bar? If you wanted to drink alone why leave the house? Plus, it's cheaper!

  • 2 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:17am

    excuse me , all you people that have something against twilight need to look at yourselves, you've probably been obcessed with harry potter or star wars. and if im correct aren't they movies and books about mythical and fictional things? i think i'?e proved my point.

  • 4 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever FIRST!!

  • 4 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    first had to do it once

  • 1 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:32am

    I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D

  • 7 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:38pm

    I'm a straight guy and I wanna see new moon I mean twilight was a good movie and before yall attack my sexuality I did see twilight w/ a girl and barely payed attention because we were messin around :) but when I saw it the second time I liked it