as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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