I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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