We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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