I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You were trust falling into bushes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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