did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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