Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You work out of a Hotel?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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