no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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