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  • Submitted by waterdrops on Sep 29, 10 at 1:30pm

    This text is fucking gross. Mcdouble with mayo? Fuckin nasty

  • Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Sep 29, 10 at 3:03pm

    Dude: That was not mayo!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 1:44pm

    You're doing it all wrong. McDoubles with MAC SAUCE. It's a Lil' Mac.

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      Submitted by Saibot on Sep 29, 10 at 6:30pm

      This is true. Good stuff.

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Sep 29, 10 at 10:45pm

    I hope the mayo was on the mcdouble not the handjob

  • Submitted by DragonZ on Sep 29, 10 at 4:36pm

    Yeah, if you want to be shackled to a skanky whore forever...

  • Submitted by Corekth on Sep 29, 10 at 8:47pm

    Lol don't diss on her, all a guy really wants is sex, a funny/outgoing personality, and the occasional sammich. This chick obv hits all catagory.

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    Submitted by alyssa_w on Sep 30, 10 at 7:58am

    she gave you a handjob with mayo? what?

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    Submitted by tanker2715 on Oct 3, 10 at 8:54pm

    She must have been a fat chick!!! Lol

  • Submitted by 19abercrombie90 on Sep 29, 10 at 6:25pm

    Sounds like a keeper.

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    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 30, 10 at 1:16pm

    She didn't wanna work hard. Getting head in this situation would have made it forever! <3

  • Submitted by HandpaperSandjob on Sep 29, 10 at 7:53pm

    That kind of love is hard to find.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Sep 30, 10 at 1:57am

      great username

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    Submitted by 3DR0NE7 on Sep 29, 10 at 7:28pm

    Repost!!!!! I've read one very similar to this

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    Submitted by hansolo22 on Oct 1, 10 at 10:17am

    This brings back good memories...

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    Submitted by gutteralslam on Sep 29, 10 at 6:29pm

    No. No she didn't.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 29, 10 at 5:35pm

    Thats a huge bitch.

  • Submitted by notknown on Sep 29, 10 at 10:03pm

    Is she a NcHooker?

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      Submitted by ThaBusiness on Sep 30, 10 at 10:56am

      You mean McHooker? FAIL

  • Submitted by resident_me on Sep 29, 10 at 1:07pm

    First

  • Submitted by rebkadsinger on Sep 30, 10 at 2:39pm

    Mmmm double fatty. No bueno.

  • Submitted by jetsjetsjets on Sep 29, 10 at 1:07pm

    beat ya FIRST what now bitch

  • Submitted by dukedelt1 on Sep 29, 10 at 2:14pm

    I like your style jetsjetsjets

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 1:47am

    McDoobs are bad enough by themselves, but with MAYO?!