he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My balls are so social today.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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