I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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