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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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