i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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