she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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