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  • 100 44
    Submitted by IrregularMe on Sep 27, 10 at 11:19am
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    I can't believe anyone would waste an entire goldfish bowl worth of Tequila. Hopefully fake.

  • 69 37
    Submitted by lizthetwigg on Sep 27, 10 at 10:46am
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    that's horrible!

  • 94 89
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 27, 10 at 11:09am
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    its just a goldfish...theyre fucking worthless anyway.

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Lancaster on Sep 27, 10 at 11:41am
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    A person's willingness to harm ANY type of pet says something about both their character and how they might treat other humans who are unable to defend themselves.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 27, 10 at 10:44am
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    That's..... not cool.

  • 71 61
    Submitted by thatguy117 on Sep 27, 10 at 12:42pm
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    They ain't regular fish, they GOLD fish! Top of the mutha fuckin line!

  • 59 38
    Submitted by monstress on Nov 19, 10 at 12:24am
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    Thats ......yah not cool !

  • 63 48
    Submitted by GigaBoo on Sep 27, 10 at 10:54am
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    Didn't happen..

  • 77 78
    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Sep 27, 10 at 12:41pm
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    Everybody chill the fuck out...it's a GOLDFISH. They are given away at carnivals and die the next day.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by GoodGirl on Sep 29, 10 at 3:32am
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    Yay for animal cruelty!\n\nFucking drunk people, are any of the texts on this site going to be funny, or are they all just going to consist of people with compromised morals getting drunk and doing stupid shit? For god's sake, I came here to laugh, not to watch superbad!

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Minderbinder on Sep 27, 10 at 10:49am
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    I'm thinking this asshole probably thought they were being pretty cool doing this to a pet..

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Metraton on Sep 27, 10 at 11:00am
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    agreed.... op is a fuckwit.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by mona_wheeler on Sep 27, 10 at 10:05pm
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    ... I could live in a bowl filled with tequila... >.>

  • 46 44
    Submitted by gingerosaur on Sep 27, 10 at 10:15pm
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    I bet the goldfish went out with a bang.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 27, 10 at 8:34pm
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    Murderer

  • 39 43
    Submitted by ilikcheez on Oct 1, 10 at 6:41pm
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    ...learned?

  • 52 72
    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Sep 27, 10 at 11:20am
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    That's not that bad when I was drunk I attempted to feed my boyfriends frog it hopes that it'll hibernate and come back to life after I took it out

    • 43 57
      Submitted by skootles on Sep 27, 10 at 12:31pm
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      .. out of where? O.o

    • 39 65
      Submitted by guitarmageddon on Sep 27, 10 at 12:40pm
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      I'm guessing dontaskEVUR meant they tried to freeze the frog. It is a scientific FACT that some types of frogs can freeze in the winter and thaw in the spring and return to life.

      • 69 46
        Submitted by Drizzy17 on Sep 28, 10 at 7:12pm
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        If you left out the "It is a scientific FACT," you probably could have avoided sounding like a pompous d-bag there.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by rlhhh on Oct 6, 10 at 5:27am
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    Goldfish are worthleas anyways

  • 49 68
    Submitted by skasux on Sep 27, 10 at 3:25pm
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    @ Lancaster.... harmless ppl are here for our amusement

  • 34 44
    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Sep 27, 10 at 7:31pm
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    I didn't know Chris from Skins filled up the bowl with tequila...but then again, it's CHRIS.